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Liana Satenstein's avatar

next up: transactional marriages

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Noah Rinsky's avatar

oof

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jermcohen's avatar

“Even the best of friends will eventually stop initiating, leaving us with nothing but a thinning toilet paper roll.” Lmao

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Noah Rinsky's avatar

you know how it goes Jerm

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Dick Carroll's avatar

I FEEL TARGETED

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Noah Rinsky's avatar

:)

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Biz Sherbert's avatar

</3

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jermcohen's avatar

can I pursue this glass of spoiled fathers milk without hurling?

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Noah Rinsky's avatar

unlikely

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